Much to discuss today, please fasten your seat belts, put your seatbacks and tray tables in their fully upright, and locked positions. You are about to read ... Wednesday's blog!

Another reminder that the Flu Shot Clinic is Tuesday, November 1st from 11:30 am to 1:30 pm. Cost is $10.00 per employee. Please see Kerry Moriarty for a consent form.

WARNING: Unfortunately, management can no longer guarantee the safety of employees in the lunch room. Some items once identified as "food" have mutated into larger creatures and are currently residing in the company refrigerators. Some have even taken to using egg rolls as weapons. See-through containers are no longer see-through because of the mutants that are growing inside them. The only way we can take back control is by removing our leftover foodstuffs from the kitchen if we are not going to consume them. If anyone has food, or something that could have been previously described as food, in the refrigerators, please go and rescue it before our own authority is fully usurped.

On a (slightly) less satiric note: The cubicle- and clock-decorating contests are on! Cubicles and clocks will be judged over the coming weekend and the winners will be announced at our Open House (Monday, October 31). And the answer to your question is No, piles of paper do not count as decoration.

A Clarification: The November 1 Executive Committee meeting mentioned yesterday is happening here in New London, NOT in New York. Tickets are sold out but word on the street is scalpers have good seats going for about $200 per.

Also: A reminder that Paul and Kathleen will be in Montreal on Thursday and Friday this week. Valerie will be in NY on Thursday.

The time is now 10:10. That is all.

Thought for the Day: "Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." ~ Voltaire